Baby Jesus Moments

Last updated: Mon, 20 Jun 2005 12:01:00 GMT

Last night's ride home was one of those.

Last night's ride home was one of those. I gave up trying because I wasn't on the ball, I was far from smooth. I made a half-hearted attempt on the entry to my favourite set of Z bends and fluffed it, admitted defeat. As I approached my least favourite bend of the set -- double-apex, crappy road texture, hidden farm entrance -- a car came round and waved me "slow down."

I took note, rolled off from relatively slow to positively sedate, rounded the bend and saw -

A boat?

A bloody big boat; took up three quarters of the road.

How I'd have laughed from my hospital bed.